What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What do all Indian parents have in common?

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What were Hitler’s habits?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.